Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / user, n.: \ | | | The word computer professionals use | | when they mean "idiot." | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the | | Top" | | | | [I always thought "computer | | professional" was the phrase hackers | | used | | | \ when they meant "idiot." Ed.] / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;