Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I don't deserve this award, but I have \ | arthritis and I don't deserve that | | either. | | | \ -- Jack Benny / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;