Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Evil is that which one believes of \ | others. It is a sin to believe evil of | | others, but it is seldom a mistake. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;