Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / It is the wisdom of crocodiles, that \ | shed tears when they would devour. | | | \ -- Francis Bacon / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;