Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There you go man, Keep as cool as you \ | can. It riles them to believe that you | | perceive the web they weave. Keep on | \ being free! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;