Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / tmps_base = tmps_max; /* protect our \ | mortal string */ | | | | -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl | \ source code / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;