Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Such a foolish notion, that war is \ | called devotion, when the greatest | | warriors are the ones who stand for | \ peace. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;