Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Law of Selective Gravity: \ | | | An object will fall so as to do the | | most damage. | | | | Jenning's Corollary: | | | | The chance of the bread falling with | | the buttered side | | | | down is directly proportional to the | | cost of the carpet. | | | | Law of the Perversity of Nature: | | | | You cannot determine beforehand which | \ side of the bread to butter. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;