Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THIS IS PLEDGE WEEK FOR THE FORTUNE \ | PROGRAM | | | | If you like the fortune program, why | | not support it now with your | | contribution of a pithy fortunes, clean | | or obscene? We cannot continue without | | your support. Less than 14% of all | | fortune users are contributors. That | | means that 86% of you are getting a | | free ride. We can't go on like this | | much longer. Federal cutbacks mean less | | money for fortunes, and unless user | | contributions increase to make up the | | difference, the fortune program will | | have to shut down between midnight and | | 8 a.m. Don't let this happen. Mail your | | fortunes right now to "fortune". Just | | type in your favorite pithy saying. Do | | it now before you forget. Our target is | | 300 new fortunes by the end of the | | week. Don't miss out. All fortunes will | | be acknowledged. If you contribute 30 | | fortunes or more, you will receive a | | free subscription to "The Fortune | | Hunter", our monthly program guide. If | | you contribute 50 or more, you will | | receive a free "Fortune Hunter" coffee | \ mug .... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;