Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Some people claim that the UNIX \ | learning curve is steep, but at least | \ you only have to climb it once. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;