Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We should be glad we're living in the \ | time that we are. If any of us had been | | born into a more enlightened age, I'm | | sure we would have immediately been | | taken out and shot. | | | \ -- Strange de Jim / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;