Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hardware met Software on the road to \ | Changtse. Software said: "You are the | | Yin and I am the Yang. If we travel | | together we will become famous and earn | | vast sums of money." And so the pair | | set forth together, thinking to conquer | | the world. | | | | Presently, they met Firmware, who was | | dressed in tattered rags, and hobbled | | along propped on a thorny stick. | | Firmware said to them: "The Tao lies | | beyond Yin and Yang. It is silent and | | still as a pool of water. It does not | | seek fame, therefore nobody knows its | | presence. It does not seek fortune, for | | it is complete within itself. It exists | | beyond space and time." | | | | Software and Hardware, ashamed, | | returned to their homes. | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;