Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Some books are to be tasted, others to \ | be swallowed, and some few to be chewed | | and digested. | | | | -- Francis Bacon | | | | [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy | \ already knows. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;