Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Cynic, n.: \ | | | A blackguard whose faulty vision sees | | things as they are, not | | | | as they ought to be. Hence the custom | | among the Scythians of plucking | | | | out a cynic's eyes to improve his | | vision. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;