Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You're just the sort of person I \ | imagined marrying, when I was little... | | except, y'know, not green... and | | without all the patches of fungus." | | | \ -- Swamp Thing / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;