Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Fourth Law of Revision: \ | | | It is usually impractical to worry | | beforehand about | | | | interferences -- if you have none, | \ someone will make one for you. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;