Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When it is incorrect, it is, at least \ | *authoritatively* incorrect. | | | \ -- Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;