Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Review Questions \ | | | (1) If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts | | out in his spaceship at 20 KPH, | | | | and his speed doubles every 3.2 | | seconds, how long will it be before | | | | he exceeds the speed of light? How long | | will it be before the | | | | Galactic Patrol picks up the pieces of | | his spaceship? | | | | (2) If Roger Rowdy wrecks his car every | | week, and each week he breaks | | | | twice as many bones as before, how long | | will it be before he breaks | | | | every bone in his body? How long will | | it be before they cut off | | | | his insurance? Where does he get a new | | car every week? | | | | (3) If Johnson drinks one beer the | | first hour (slow start), four beers | | | | the next hour, nine beers the next, | | etc., and stacks the cans in a | | | | pyramid, how soon will Johnson's | | pyramid be larger than King | | | | Tut's? When will it fall on him? Will | \ he notice? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;