Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I do not seek the ignorant; the \ | ignorant seek me -- I will instruct | | them. I ask nothing but sincerity. If | | they come out of habit, they become | | tiresome. | | | \ -- I Ching / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;