Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his | | life studying statistical | | | | mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. | | Paul Ehrenfest, carrying | | | | on the work, died similarly in 1933. | | Now it is our turn. | | | \ -- Goodstein, States of Matter / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;