Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In high school in Brooklyn I was the \ | baseball manager, proud as I could be I | | chased baseballs, gathered thrown bats | | handed out the towels Eventually, I | | bought my own It was very important | | work but it was dark blue while for a | | small spastic kid, the official ones | | were green but I was a team member | | Nobody ever said anything When the team | | got to me about my blue jacket; their | | warm-up jackets the guys were my | | friends I didn't get one Yet it hurt me | | all year Only the regular team to wear | | that blue jacket got these jackets, and | | among all those green ones surely not a | | manager Even now, forty years after, | | | | I still recall that jacket | | | | and the memory goes on hurting. | | | | -- Bart Lanier Safford III, "An | \ Obscured Radiance" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;