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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ In high school in Brooklyn I was the    \
| baseball manager, proud as I could be I |
| chased baseballs, gathered thrown bats  |
| handed out the towels Eventually, I     |
| bought my own It was very important     |
| work but it was dark blue while for a   |
| small spastic kid, the official ones    |
| were green but I was a team member      |
| Nobody ever said anything When the team |
| got to me about my blue jacket; their   |
| warm-up jackets the guys were my        |
| friends I didn't get one Yet it hurt me |
| all year Only the regular team to wear  |
| that blue jacket got these jackets, and |
| among all those green ones surely not a |
| manager Even now, forty years after,    |
|                                         |
| I still recall that jacket              |
|                                         |
| and the memory goes on hurting.         |
|                                         |
| -- Bart Lanier Safford III, "An         |
\ Obscured Radiance"                      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;