Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The best portion of a good man's life, \ | his little, nameless, unremembered acts | | of kindness and love. | | | \ -- Wordsworth / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;