Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Millions long for immortality who do \ | not know what to do with themselves on | | a rainy Sunday afternoon. | | | \ -- Susan Ertz / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;