Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As many of you know, I am taking a \ | class here at UNC on Personality. One | | of the tests to determine personality | | in our book was so incredibly useful | | and interesting, I just had to share | | it. | | | | Answer each of the following items | | "true" or "false" | | | | 1. I salivate at the sight of mittens. | | | | 2. If I go into the street, I'm apt to | | be bitten by a horse. | | | | 3. Some people never look at me. | | | | 4. Spinach makes me feel alone. | | | | 5. My sex life is A-okay. | | | | 6. When I look down from a high spot, I | | want to spit. | | | | 7. I like to kill mosquitoes. | | | | 8. Cousins are not to be trusted. | | | | 9. It makes me embarrassed to fall | | down. 10. I get nauseous from too much | | roller skating. 11. I think most people | | would cry to gain a point. 12. I cannot | | read or write. 13. I am bored by | | thoughts of death. 14. I become | | homicidal when people try to reason | | with me. 15. I would enjoy the work of | | a chicken flicker. 16. I am never | | startled by a fish. 17. My mother's | | uncle was a good man. 18. I don't like | | it when somebody is rotten. 19. People | | who break the law are wise guys. 20. I | | have never gone to pieces over the | \ weekend. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;