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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ As many of you know, I am taking a      \
| class here at UNC on Personality. One   |
| of the tests to determine personality   |
| in our book was so incredibly useful    |
| and interesting, I just had to share    |
| it.                                     |
|                                         |
| Answer each of the following items      |
| "true" or "false"                       |
|                                         |
| 1. I salivate at the sight of mittens.  |
|                                         |
| 2. If I go into the street, I'm apt to  |
| be bitten by a horse.                   |
|                                         |
| 3. Some people never look at me.        |
|                                         |
| 4. Spinach makes me feel alone.         |
|                                         |
| 5. My sex life is A-okay.               |
|                                         |
| 6. When I look down from a high spot, I |
| want to spit.                           |
|                                         |
| 7. I like to kill mosquitoes.           |
|                                         |
| 8. Cousins are not to be trusted.       |
|                                         |
| 9. It makes me embarrassed to fall      |
| down. 10. I get nauseous from too much  |
| roller skating. 11. I think most people |
| would cry to gain a point. 12. I cannot |
| read or write. 13. I am bored by        |
| thoughts of death. 14. I become         |
| homicidal when people try to reason     |
| with me. 15. I would enjoy the work of  |
| a chicken flicker. 16. I am never       |
| startled by a fish. 17. My mother's     |
| uncle was a good man. 18. I don't like  |
| it when somebody is rotten. 19. People  |
| who break the law are wise guys. 20. I  |
| have never gone to pieces over the      |
\ weekend.                                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;