Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a \ | man shouted to the assembled bar | | patrons. A loud general cheer went up. | | After downing his whiskey, he hopped | | onto a barstool and shouted "When I | | take another drink, *everybody* takes | | another drink!" The announcement | | produced another cheer and another | | round of drinks. | | | | As soon as he had downed his second | | drink, the fellow hopped back onto the | | stool. "And when I pay," he bellowed, | | slapping five dollars onto the bar, | \ "*everybody* pays!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;