Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Yet creeds mean very little, Coth \ | answered the dark god, still speaking | | almost gently. The optimist proclaims | | that we live in the best of all | | possible worlds; and the pessimist | | fears this is true. | | | \ -- James Cabell, "The Silver Stallion" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;