Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / They will only cause the lower classes \ | to move about needlessly. | | | | -- The Duke of Wellington, on early | \ steam railroads. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;