Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you're down and out, lift up your \ \ voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;