Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If a man stay away from his wife for \ | seven years, the law presumes the | | separation to have killed him; yet | | according to our daily experience, it | | might well prolong his life. | | | | -- Charles Darling, "Scintillae Juris", | \ 1877 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;