Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "And it's my opinion, and that's only \ | my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just | | because there are a few hunderd other | | people sharing your lunacy with you | | does not make you any saner. Doomed, | | eh?" | | | \ -- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;