Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "I shall expect a chemical cure for \ | psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. | | tomorrow, or I'll have your guts for | | spaghetti." | | | \ -- a comic panel by Cotham / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;