Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I don't drive around the park, I'm \ | pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in | | bed each night by ten, I may get back | | my looks again. If I abstain from fun | | and such, I'll probably amount to much; | | But I shall stay the way I am, Because | | I do not give a damn. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;