Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / QWERT (kwirt) n. [MW < OW qwertyuiop, a \ | thirteenth] 1. a unit of weight equal | | to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or 1.69 | | kiloliks), commonly used in structural | | engineering 2. [Colloq.] one thirteenth | | the load that a fully grown sligo can | | carry. 3. [Anat.] a painful irritation | | of the dermis in the region of the anus | | 4. [Slang] person who excites in others | | the symptoms of a qwert. | | | | -- Webster's Middle World Dictionary, | \ 4th ed. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;