Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "My sense of purpose is gone! I have no \ | idea who I AM!" | | | | "Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned | | him into a DEMOCRAT!" | | | \ -- Doonesbury / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;