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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  One fine day, the bus driver went to   \
| the bus garage, started his bus, and    |
| drove off along the route. No problems  |
| for the first few stops -- a few people |
| got on, a few got off, and things went  |
| generally well. At the next stop,       |
| however, a big hulk of a guy got on.    |
| Six feet eight, built like a wrestler,  |
| arms hanging down to the ground. He     |
| glared at the driver and said, "Big     |
| John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the  |
| back.                                   |
|                                         |
| Did I mention that the driver was five  |
| feet three, thin, and basically meek?   |
| Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't      |
| argue with Big John, but he wasn't      |
| happy about it. Well, the next day the  |
| same thing happened -- Big John got on  |
| again, made a show of refusing to pay,  |
| and sat down. And the next day, and the |
| one after that, and so forth. This      |
| grated on the bus driver, who started   |
| losing sleep over the way Big John was  |
| taking advantage of him. Finally he     |
| could stand it no longer. He signed up  |
| for bodybuilding courses, karate, judo, |
| and all that good stuff. By the end of  |
| the summer, he had become quite strong; |
| what's more, he felt really good about  |
| himself.                                |
|                                         |
| So on the next Monday, when Big John    |
| once again got on the bus and said "Big |
| John doesn't pay!," the driver stood    |
| up, glared back at the passenger, and   |
| screamed, "And why not?"                |
|                                         |
| With a surprised look on his face, Big  |
| John replied, "Big John has a bus       |
\ pass."                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;