Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / < nobse> bleh... last night I had a \ | dream... someone NMU'ed vim... | | | | nightmare | | | \ -- in #debian-devel / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;