Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Marriage always demands the greatest \ | understanding of the art of insincerity | | possible between two human beings. | | | \ -- Vicki Baum / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;