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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ You can grovel with a lover, you can    \
| grovel with a friend, You can grovel    |
| with your boss, and it never has to     |
| end.                                    |
|                                         |
| (chorus) Grovel, grovel, grovel, every  |
| night and every day,                    |
|                                         |
| Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own     |
| peculiar way.                           |
|                                         |
| You can grovel in a hallway, you can    |
| grovel in a park, You can grovel in an  |
| alley with a mugger after dark.         |
| (chorus)                                |
|                                         |
| You can grovel with your uncle, you can |
| grovel with your aunt, You can grovel   |
| with your Apple, even though you say    |
\ you can't. (chorus)                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;