Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can grovel with a lover, you can \ | grovel with a friend, You can grovel | | with your boss, and it never has to | | end. | | | | (chorus) Grovel, grovel, grovel, every | | night and every day, | | | | Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own | | peculiar way. | | | | You can grovel in a hallway, you can | | grovel in a park, You can grovel in an | | alley with a mugger after dark. | | (chorus) | | | | You can grovel with your uncle, you can | | grovel with your aunt, You can grovel | | with your Apple, even though you say | \ you can't. (chorus) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;