Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Consultant, n.: \ | | | (1) Someone you pay to take the watch | | off your wrist and tell | | | | you what time it is. (2) (For resume | | use) The working title | | | | of anyone who doesn't currently hold a | | job. Motto: Have | | | \ Calculator, Will Travel. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;