Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Till then we shall be content to admit \ | openly, what you (religionists) whisper | | under your breath or hide in technical | | jargon, that the ancient secret is a | | secret still; that man knows nothing of | | the Infinite and Absolute; and that, | | knowing nothing, he had better not be | | dogmatic about his ignorance. And, | | meanwhile, we will endeavour to be as | | charitable as possible, and whilst you | | trumpet forth officially your contempt | | for our skepticism, we will at least | | try to believe that you are imposed | | upon by your own bluster. | | | | -- Leslie Stephen, "An agnostic's | \ Apology", Fortnightly Review, 1876 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;