Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / However, never daunted, I will cope \ | with adversity in my traditional manner | | ... sulking and nausea. | | | \ -- Tom K. Ryan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;