Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "And, you know, I mustn't preach to \ | you, but surely it wouldn't be right | | for you to take away people's pleasure | | of studying your attire, by just going | | and making yourself like everybody | | else. You feel that, don't you?" said | | he, earnestly. | | | \ -- William Morris, "Notes from Nowhere" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;