Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Squirming: \ | | | Discomfort inflicted on young people by | | old people who see no irony in their | | gestures. "Karen died a thousand deaths | | as her father made a big show of | | tasting a recently manufactured bottle | | of wine before allowing it to be poured | | as the family sat in Steak Hut. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;