Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / pediddel: \ | | | A car with only one working headlight. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;