Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fellow programmer, greetings! You are \ | reading a letter which will bring you | | luck and good fortune. Just mail (or | | UUCP) ten copies of this letter to ten | | of your friends. Before you make the | | copies, send a chip or other bit of | | hardware, and 100 lines of 'C' code to | | the first person on the list given at | | the bottom of this letter. Then delete | | their name and add yours to the bottom | | of the list. | | | | Don't break the chain! Make the copy | | within 48 hours. Gerald R. of San Diego | | failed to send out his ten copies and | | woke the next morning to find his job | | description changed to "COBOL | | programmer." Fred A. of New York sent | | out his ten copies and within a month | | had enough hardware and software to | | build a Cray dedicated to playing Zork. | | Martha H. of Chicago laughed at this | | letter and broke the chain. Shortly | | thereafter, a fire broke out in her | | terminal and she now spends her days | | writing documentation for IBM PC's. | | | | Don't break the chain! Send out your | \ ten copies today! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;