Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Overcoming \ | | | Water overcomes the stone; Without | | substance it requires no opening; This | | is the benefit of taking no action. Yet | | benefit without action, And experience | | without abstraction, Are practiced by | | very few. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;