Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Scientists still know less about what \ | attracts men than they do about what | | attracts mosquitoes. | | | | -- Dr. Joyce Brothers, | | | | "What Every Woman Should Know About | \ Men" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;