Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Stan and I thought that this \ | experiment was so stupid, we decided to | | finance | | | | it ourselves." | | | | -- Martin Fleischmann, co-discoverer of | \ room-temperature fusion (?) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;