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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a   \
| Chance The guy on the right has the     |
| Osborne 1, a fully functional computer  |
| system in a portable package the size   |
| of a briefcase. The guy on the left has |
| an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his  |
| attache case. Also in the case are four |
| fully loaded, 32-round clips of         |
| 125-grain 9mm ammunition. The owner of  |
| the Uzi is going to get more tactical   |
| firepower delivered -- and delivered on |
| target -- in less time, and with less   |
| effort. All for $795. It's inevitable.  |
| If you're going up against some guy     |
| with an Osborne 1 -- or any personal    |
| computer -- he's the one who's in       |
| trouble. One round from an Uzi can zip  |
| through ten inches of solid pine wood,  |
| so you can imagine what it will do to   |
| structural foam acrylic and sheet       |
| aluminum. In fact, detachable magazines |
| for the Uzi are available in 25-, 32-,  |
| and 40-round capacities, so you can     |
| take out an entire office full of Apple |
| II or IBM Personal Computers tied into  |
| Ethernet or other local-area networks.  |
| What about the new 16-bit computers,    |
| like the Lisa and Fortune? Even with    |
| the Winchester backup, they're no match |
| for the Uzi. One quick burst and        |
| they'll find out what Unix means. Make  |
| your commanding officer proud. Get an   |
| Uzi -- and come home a winner in the    |
| fight for office automatic weapons.     |
|                                         |
\ -- "InfoWorld", June, 1984              /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;