Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a \ | Chance The guy on the right has the | | Osborne 1, a fully functional computer | | system in a portable package the size | | of a briefcase. The guy on the left has | | an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his | | attache case. Also in the case are four | | fully loaded, 32-round clips of | | 125-grain 9mm ammunition. The owner of | | the Uzi is going to get more tactical | | firepower delivered -- and delivered on | | target -- in less time, and with less | | effort. All for $795. It's inevitable. | | If you're going up against some guy | | with an Osborne 1 -- or any personal | | computer -- he's the one who's in | | trouble. One round from an Uzi can zip | | through ten inches of solid pine wood, | | so you can imagine what it will do to | | structural foam acrylic and sheet | | aluminum. In fact, detachable magazines | | for the Uzi are available in 25-, 32-, | | and 40-round capacities, so you can | | take out an entire office full of Apple | | II or IBM Personal Computers tied into | | Ethernet or other local-area networks. | | What about the new 16-bit computers, | | like the Lisa and Fortune? Even with | | the Winchester backup, they're no match | | for the Uzi. One quick burst and | | they'll find out what Unix means. Make | | your commanding officer proud. Get an | | Uzi -- and come home a winner in the | | fight for office automatic weapons. | | | \ -- "InfoWorld", June, 1984 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;