Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week: \ | | | Incorrigible punster -- Do not | \ incorrige. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;