Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Snow White has become a camera buff. \ | She spends hours and hours shooting | | pictures of the seven dwarfs and their | | antics. Then she mails the exposed film | | to a cut rate photo service. It takes | | weeks for the developed film to arrive | | in the mail, but that is all right with | | Snow White. She clears the table, | | washes the dishes and sweeps the floor, | | all the while singing "Someday my | \ prints will come." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;